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Kadaitcha Man
09-29-2006, 12:41 AM
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
plumes, diffused:

> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the cha-cha,
>> and screamed:
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't post
>>>>>>> every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh, "malware"
>>>>>>> software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the malware creation
>>>>>>> business anymore. You can't be bothered to read before you post,
>>>>>>> I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games on
>>>>>>> usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant you
>>>>>>> wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the hard way.
>>>>>>> No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a DDoS
>>>>>> attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for weeks for
>>>>>> you to destroy the internet because you just can't seem to get
>>>>>> the respect you deserve.
>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>
>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>
>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>
>>>> <pout>
>>>
>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>
>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>
>>> Try that.
>>
>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>
> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely for
> me. :)

If the sun should no longer shine,
The birds no longer sing,
The flowers no longer bloom or
The stars no longer twinkle,
My heart would still soar and
My soul would still rejoice
Because my love for you is without end.



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou new gorgon. Thou tinder-box.

Rhonda Lea Kirk
09-29-2006, 02:42 PM
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
> plumes, diffused:
>
>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the cha-cha,
>>> and screamed:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't post
>>>>>>>> every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh, "malware"
>>>>>>>> software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the malware
>>>>>>>> creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to read
>>>>>>>> before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games on
>>>>>>>> usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant you
>>>>>>>> wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the hard way.
>>>>>>>> No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a DDoS
>>>>>>> attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for weeks for
>>>>>>> you to destroy the internet because you just can't seem to get
>>>>>>> the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>
>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>
>>>>> <pout>
>>>>
>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>
>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>
>>>> Try that.
>>>
>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>
>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely for
>> me. :)
>
> If the sun should no longer shine,
> The birds no longer sing,
> The flowers no longer bloom or
> The stars no longer twinkle,
> My heart would still soar and
> My soul would still rejoice
> Because my love for you is without end.

No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in my
address change at the post office.

I love you, sweetheart.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

Kadaitcha Man
09-29-2006, 08:41 PM
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>> plumes, diffused:
>>
>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the cha-cha,
>>>> and screamed:
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games
>>>>>>>>> on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a DDoS
>>>>>>>> attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for weeks for
>>>>>>>> you to destroy the internet because you just can't seem to get
>>>>>>>> the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>
>>>>> Try that.
>>>>
>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>
>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely for
>>> me. :)
>>
>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>> The birds no longer sing,
>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>> My heart would still soar and
>> My soul would still rejoice
>> Because my love for you is without end.
>
> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in my
> address change at the post office.

Just don't put it in your sig, ok?

> I love you, sweetheart.

mmmmmmmmKISS



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou insolent villain. Thou has no more brain than I have in mine
elbows.

relic
09-29-2006, 09:39 PM
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>
>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the cha-cha,
>>>>> and screamed:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games
>>>>>>>>>> on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just can't
>>>>>>>>> seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>
>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>
>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely for
>>>> me. :)
>>>
>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>> My heart would still soar and
>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>
>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in my
>> address change at the post office.
>
> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?

I won't either, ok?

>
>> I love you, sweetheart.
>
> mmmmmmmmKISS

Kadaitcha Man
09-29-2006, 10:34 PM
relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader, sniggered:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>
>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games
>>>>>>>>>>> on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just can't
>>>>>>>>>> seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>
>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>
>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>
>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>> my address change at the post office.
>>
>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>
> I won't either, ok?

Perhaps I have to kill you now.



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou ratsbane. Ye that is likest to a hogs head.

relic
09-30-2006, 10:08 AM
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
> sniggered:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just can't
>>>>>>>>>>> seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>
>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>>> my address change at the post office.
>>>
>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>
>> I won't either, ok?
>
> Perhaps I have to kill you now.

Nothing will ever be revealed, but if I ever get to Australia again, you got
to have a drink with me.

Kadaitcha Man
09-30-2006, 10:18 AM
relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the toothy stock-breeder, gagged:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
>> sniggered:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just
>>>>>>>>>>>> can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>
>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>>>> my address change at the post office.
>>>>
>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>
>>> I won't either, ok?
>>
>> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>
> Nothing will ever be revealed,

I know that. It's unquestionable.

> but if I ever get to Australia again,
> you got to have a drink with me.

And if I ever get to your part of the dusty, filthy dirty landscape of
small-town Mexico, I'll visit you too, mate.



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou ass-head. Thou second-hand, dense revolted tapster.

Rhonda Lea Kirk
09-30-2006, 10:25 AM
relic wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
>> sniggered:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just
>>>>>>>>>>>> can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>
>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>>>> my address change at the post office.
>>>>
>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>
>>> I won't either, ok?
>>
>> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>
> Nothing will ever be revealed, but if I ever get to Australia again,
> you got to have a drink with me.

"If"?

You're not coming to the wedding?

<offended>

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

relic
09-30-2006, 10:42 AM
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the toothy stock-breeder, gagged:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
>>> sniggered:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers
>>>>>>> and plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't post every single url that discusses myself or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my.. ehh, "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not in the malware creation business anymore. You can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be bothered to read before you post, I can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just
>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put
>>>>>> in my address change at the post office.
>>>>>
>>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>>
>>>> I won't either, ok?
>>>
>>> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>>
>> Nothing will ever be revealed,
>
> I know that. It's unquestionable.
>
>> but if I ever get to Australia again,
>> you got to have a drink with me.
>
> And if I ever get to your part of the dusty, filthy dirty landscape of
> small-town Mexico, I'll visit you too, mate.

This will make it easy to find, view from my window:
http://www.atpm.com/8.09/croatia-mexico-rhonda/images/mexican-village1.jpg

Russg
09-30-2006, 11:09 AM
"Kadaitcha Man"
Those who write on bathroom walls
Shit their shit in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit

olfart
09-30-2006, 11:22 AM
"relic" <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net> wrote in message
news:cfwTg.12592$rE5.2935@tornado.socal.rr.com...
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the toothy stock-breeder, gagged:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
>>>> sniggered:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers
>>>>>>>> and plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't post every single url that discusses myself or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my.. ehh, "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not in the malware creation business anymore. You can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be bothered to read before you post, I can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put
>>>>>>> in my address change at the post office.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>>>
>>>>> I won't either, ok?
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>>>
>>> Nothing will ever be revealed,
>>
>> I know that. It's unquestionable.
>>
>>> but if I ever get to Australia again,
>>> you got to have a drink with me.
>>
>> And if I ever get to your part of the dusty, filthy dirty landscape of
>> small-town Mexico, I'll visit you too, mate.
>
> This will make it easy to find, view from my window:
> http://www.atpm.com/8.09/croatia-mexico-rhonda/images/mexican-village1.jpg
>
>
A satellite dish........must be one of the upper class neighborhoods

Damian
09-30-2006, 11:34 AM
Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> relic wrote:
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
>>> sniggered:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers
>>>>>>> and plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't post every single url that discusses myself or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my.. ehh, "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not in the malware creation business anymore. You can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be bothered to read before you post, I can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just
>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put
>>>>>> in my address change at the post office.
>>>>>
>>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>>
>>>> I won't either, ok?
>>>
>>> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>>
>> Nothing will ever be revealed, but if I ever get to Australia again,
>> you got to have a drink with me.
>
> "If"?
>
> You're not coming to the wedding?

If (again) possible, I will.

>
> <offended>

relic
09-30-2006, 11:37 AM
olfart wrote:
> "relic" <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net> wrote in message
> news:cfwTg.12592$rE5.2935@tornado.socal.rr.com...
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the toothy stock-breeder, gagged:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
>>>>> sniggered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers
>>>>>>>>> and plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds,
>>>>>>>>>>>> upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't post every single url that discusses myself or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my.. ehh, "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not in the malware creation business anymore. You
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't be bothered to read before you post, I can't be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waiting for weeks for you to destroy the internet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because you just can't seem to get the respect you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deserve. <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved
>>>>>>>>>> entirely for me. :)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put
>>>>>>>> in my address change at the post office.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I won't either, ok?
>>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>>>>
>>>> Nothing will ever be revealed,
>>>
>>> I know that. It's unquestionable.
>>>
>>>> but if I ever get to Australia again,
>>>> you got to have a drink with me.
>>>
>>> And if I ever get to your part of the dusty, filthy dirty landscape
>>> of small-town Mexico, I'll visit you too, mate.
>>
>> This will make it easy to find, view from my window:
>> http://www.atpm.com/8.09/croatia-mexico-rhonda/images/mexican-village1.jpg
>>
>>
> A satellite dish........must be one of the upper class neighborhoods

You can always tell the 'better' neighbourhoods by the lack of rusty old
truck shells in the yards.

relic
09-30-2006, 11:38 AM
Damian wrote:
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>> relic wrote:
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader,
>>>> sniggered:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers
>>>>>>>> and plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't post every single url that discusses myself or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my.. ehh, "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not in the malware creation business anymore. You can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be bothered to read before you post, I can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for weeks for you to destroy the internet because you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved
>>>>>>>>> entirely for me. :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put
>>>>>>> in my address change at the post office.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>>>
>>>>> I won't either, ok?
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>>>
>>> Nothing will ever be revealed, but if I ever get to Australia again,
>>> you got to have a drink with me.
>>
>> "If"?
>>
>> You're not coming to the wedding?
>
> If (again) possible, I will.

Ditto.

marika
09-30-2006, 01:45 PM
in related funny news

mama and tato are all wound up because the anthrax guy cannot spell
penicillin
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:34:58 -0400, Kadaitcha Man
<fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

> relic <spamcop@relic211.cjb.net>, the god-awful party-leader, sniggered:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games
>>>>>>>>>>>> on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just can't
>>>>>>>>>>> seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>
>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>>> my address change at the post office.
>>>
>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>
>> I won't either, ok?
>
> Perhaps I have to kill you now.
>
>
>

in related funny news

my mother and father were all wound up because the anthrax guy could not
spell penicillin in his warning notes to brokaw

Rhonda Lea Kirk
09-30-2006, 02:36 PM
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>
>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the cha-cha,
>>>>> and screamed:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games
>>>>>>>>>> on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just can't
>>>>>>>>> seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>
>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>
>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely for
>>>> me. :)
>>>
>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>> My heart would still soar and
>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>
>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in my
>> address change at the post office.
>
> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?

Okay.

But where would we be if I hadn't trusted you?

In 17 years, Dustin is my only mistake of this kind, so I figure the
location of your humpy is probably safe.

>> I love you, sweetheart.
>
> mmmmmmmmKISS

<bites down, tastes blood, smiles>

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

Demon Lord of Confusion
09-30-2006, 06:02 PM
On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 16:09:34 +0000, Russg attempted to confuse the issue
further by squeaking:
>
> "Kadaitcha Man"
> Those who write on bathroom walls
> Shit their shit in little balls
> Those who read these words of wit
> Eat those little balls of shit

So why do you like to eat shit?

--
________________________________________________________________________
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Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

Kadaitcha Man
09-30-2006, 06:11 PM
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the thundering lanternmaker,
bewailed:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>
>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing" games
>>>>>>>>>>> on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just can't
>>>>>>>>>> seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>
>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>
>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>
>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>> my address change at the post office.
>>
>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>
> Okay.
>
> But where would we be if I hadn't trusted you?
>
> In 17 years, Dustin is my only mistake of this kind, so I figure the
> location of your humpy is probably safe.
>
>>> I love you, sweetheart.
>>
>> mmmmmmmmKISS
>
> <bites down, tastes blood, smiles>

Wer wug ey gey ih aye agun kukkeg oo? Wew, hor hur aye ink aye wug ge agle
go hhgeek a wok gekker wighk ow.



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou weedy hollow heart. Thou eye-offending sober-suited matron.

Russg
09-30-2006, 08:52 PM
"Demon Lord of Confusion" <verwarring@verwirren.confused> wrote in message
news:
> On Sat, 30 Sep 2006
Russg attempted to confuse the issue
> further by squeaking:
>>
>> "Kadaitcha Man"
>> Those who write on bathroom walls
>> Shit their shit in little balls
>> Those who read these words of wit
>> Eat those little balls of shit
>
> So why do you like to eat shit?
>
I mostly read what you write, rarely post.
It's sorta like I like to read what I wrote.
Sorta like smelling my own farts.
Which brings me to this:
'I stink, therefore, I am'
Desfartes

Rhonda Lea Kirk
10-01-2006, 12:48 AM
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the thundering lanternmaker,
> bewailed:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>> read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant pissant
>>>>>>>>>>>> you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that, albeit the
>>>>>>>>>>>> hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just can't
>>>>>>>>>>> seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>
>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>>> my address change at the post office.
>>>
>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>
>> Okay.
>>
>> But where would we be if I hadn't trusted you?
>>
>> In 17 years, Dustin is my only mistake of this kind, so I figure the
>> location of your humpy is probably safe.
>>
>>>> I love you, sweetheart.
>>>
>>> mmmmmmmmKISS
>>
>> <bites down, tastes blood, smiles>
>
> Wer wug ey gey ih aye agun kukkeg oo?

That was the question.

> Wew, hor hur aye ink aye wug ge agle go hhgeek a wok gekker wighk ow.

Yes, but think about what else you'd be missing.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

Kadaitcha Man
10-01-2006, 02:31 AM
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the scatterbrained dog-whipper,
aspersed:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the thundering lanternmaker,
>> bewailed:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just
>>>>>>>>>>>> can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>>> for me. :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>
>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>>>> my address change at the post office.
>>>>
>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>
>>> Okay.
>>>
>>> But where would we be if I hadn't trusted you?
>>>
>>> In 17 years, Dustin is my only mistake of this kind, so I figure the
>>> location of your humpy is probably safe.
>>>
>>>>> I love you, sweetheart.
>>>>
>>>> mmmmmmmmKISS
>>>
>>> <bites down, tastes blood, smiles>
>>
>> Wer wug ey gey ih aye agun kukkeg oo?
>
> That was the question.
>
>> Wew, hor hur aye ink aye wug ge agle go hhgeek a wok gekker wighk ow.
>
> Yes, but think about what else you'd be missing.

Damn. I was going to try and win this by licking my eyebrows.



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou hideous object. Has thou not a brain in thy head?

tdstr
10-02-2006, 10:00 AM
Russg wrote:
> "Kadaitcha Man"
> Those who write on bathroom walls
> Shit their shit in little balls
> Those who read these words of wit
> Eat those little balls of shit
>
>

They paint the walls to cover my pen...
But the shithouse poet strikes again

Russ Gilbert
10-02-2006, 11:03 AM
"tdstr" <tdstr@foadspammer.com> wrote in message news:
> Russg wrote:
> > "Kadaitcha Man"
> > Those who write on bathroom walls
> > Shit their shit in little balls
> > Those who read these words of wit
> > Eat those little balls of shit
> >
> >
>
> They paint the walls to cover my pen...
> But the shithouse poet strikes again
Not bad. Sorta like Jujubees.

tdstr
10-02-2006, 11:24 AM
Russ Gilbert wrote:
> "tdstr" <tdstr@foadspammer.com> wrote in message news:
>> Russg wrote:
>>> "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> Those who write on bathroom walls
>>> Shit their shit in little balls
>>> Those who read these words of wit
>>> Eat those little balls of shit
>>>
>>>
>> They paint the walls to cover my pen...
>> But the shithouse poet strikes again
> Not bad. Sorta like Jujubees.
>
>

:)


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